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Thursday, October 6th, 2005
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Andrew needs a belt.
Andrew needs sleep, badly.
Andrew needs a new ipod.
Andrew needs to participate in social skills training directed by school professionals.
Andrew needs guidance and boundaries from his adoptive family.
Andrew needs all the prayers he can get.
Andrew needs strong parents who will remain steadfastly committed to him.
Andrew needs to pay his fair share of the war effort.
Andrew needs to be hogtied for this!
Andrew needs to boldly set foot in the kitchen.
I like number three.
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Bet you wondered what superheros did in their spare time...
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Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
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Who Would kick more ass? Discuss.
Also, El Presidente gives the Californi Howdy!
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Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
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Friday, February 18th, 2005
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Does old phraseology ever really get old? After reading the word boner in this classic Batman comic, I would say the word still presents minutes of laughter to all who read.
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Wednesday, October 20th, 2004
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Your Boobies' Names Are: Abercrombie & Fitch
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Oh ya, well....Abercrombie and YOUR MOM!!! Hehehe. I saw a shirt one time that said that. And, upon learning the name of my breasts, I remembered that.
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Saturday, June 26th, 2004
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Jury Duty, Jury Duty
Curry, Flurry, Burry, Booty
Plastered, Mastered, Castered, Swilty
Don't you know the Bastard's Guilty?
I'm trying to get out of jury duty right now. I bought some time last time they sent me a notice, but they're on my ass again. Dammit! I don't have time for dees sheet! YAAARRRAAAGHLLLLAHHHHRRRR!!!!!
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The quartet is making $$$$$!!!! The weiners and I have accumulated about $800 by singing for two choruses at their rehearsals: the San Diego Sweet Adelines and tonite the Palomar Pacific Chorus. We also got $200 from the Sun Harbor show and we're getting $400 for this weekend's Rancho Bernardo Chorus show. This means that the trip to Louisville will be paid for, which is a good thing, since I'm poor. See more of the weiners at:
www.fourscorequartet.com
-Andrew
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So, I had to go to traffic school this weekend. Usually traffic school entails hours of learning the laws you already know, worksheets and rhetorical questions to make you feel as if you've committed a cardinal sin for changing lanes unsafely, and if you're lucky, the latest version of "Red Asphalt." No such chance here. But having to spend 16 hours over the course of the entire weekend, I found the experience to be...interesting, to say the least.
The most interesting person was the instructor, an easygoing middle-aged man originally from Kenya, Africa. He was raised in a culture where one wife goes for 20 cows, 30 sheep and 100 chickens. Also included in the class were an Arab grad student, a 'too cool for school' bad boy, a lady who is often mistaken as a man, a Somalian cab driver, an ex-Army go-getter, an average white male grocery store owner, a Russian Cab driver and his translating son, a Lakeside redneck construction worker, ME, a Persian Real Estate apprentice, a Sports Nut Brotha, and a lanky teenager.
The class was sort of a combination of Anger Management (Gooooooooosfraba!!), AA, and a self esteem workshop. We discussed traffic rules the last 15 minutes of the entire class.
Well, that about does it for my first entry. No matter how hard you try, you just can't make traffic school interesting. Just picture a cross between the personality qwerks in "The Breakfast Club" mixed with the monotony of "Titanic" or any Mel Gibson epic, along with a friendly, polite philisophical Mandrill from "The Lion King."
A few useful words in Swahili:
Habari! Hello
Hujambo? How are you?
Nzuri/Mbaya Good/Bad
Asante sana thank you very much
Tafadhali please
Rafiki friend
Kwaheri goodbye
Kwaheri, Naomba chakula moto haraka!
-Andrew
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Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
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